SE Portland: What's Actually Happening

Aladdin Theater, SE Portland

TMRW 8:00 PM • See Website

“Magicians doing tricks they probably shouldn't. On a Monday, no less.”

Clinton Street Theater, SE Portland

TUE 7:00 PM • $10

“Ten short films, one ballot, and you're the judge. Ten bucks and opinions.”

Aladdin Theater, SE Portland

TUE 8:00 PM • See Website

“Mike Hadreas stripped down to two people and an unreasonable amount of feelings”

Helium Comedy Club, SE Portland

WED 7:30 PM • See Website

“Wednesday headliner at Helium, before the weekend crowd ruins it.”

Helium Comedy Club, SE Portland

THU 7:30 PM • See Website

“AGT's psychic comedian reads your mind, then roasts it.”

Revolution Hall, SE Portland

THU 8:00 PM • $73

“Jim Croce's kid plays his dad's songs. Somehow not a bummer at all.”

Portland Night Market, SE Portland

SAT 4:00 PM • Free

“Two hundred makers, too much food, one enormous warehouse. Bring a tote.”

Clinton Street Theater, SE Portland

SAT 7:00 PM • $10

“Two cult cartoonists screen the weird stuff. Ten bucks, no explanation given.”

Olympic Mills Building, SE Portland

SUN 11:00 AM • $35

“Bean-to-bar nerds hand you samples until your jaw hurts. Worth every dollar.”

Holocene, SE Portland

OCT 5 8:00 PM • Varies

“Skin to Skin Tour on a Monday. Portland has no concept of a work night.”

Clinton Street Theater, SE Portland

OCT 6 7:00 PM • $15

“Ginny Field herself, in person, at a Tuesday slasher screening. Sack-head Jason rules.”

Helium Comedy Club, SE Portland

OCT 7 7:30 PM • Varies

“Back room, low ceiling, one guy trying jokes that aren't ready yet. Go.”

Clinton Street Theater, SE Portland

OCT 8 7:00 PM • $10

“The one where the hockey mask shows up. Ten bucks. Bring a beer.”

Helium Comedy Club, SE Portland

OCT 8 7:15 PM • See Website

“Still funnier and angrier than everyone half her age”

Helium Comedy Club, SE Portland

OCT 9 9:30 PM • See Website

“Entirely in Hindi, zero translation. Either you're in or you're studying.”

Clinton Street Theater, SE Portland

OCT 10 7:00 PM • $15

“Singing carnivorous plant, live shadowcast, questionable dental hygiene.”

Helium Comedy Club, SE Portland

OCT 11 1:30 PM • See Website

“Two General Hospital stars spilling soap secrets at a comedy club matinee”